#absolutely crazy OTL jade has every reason to crash out if those kids call floyd papa LOL

[merakiui]

congrats on tmdg's first anniversay! where art thy (im still learning basic of this.. my head's whirlin) eel babies. they have insane parents. one is delulu, one is a manipulative psycho who indulges on the delulu. what a match in ocean.

THE TWINS!!!! Because of course that slimy eel gets what he wants and you end up having twins by some miraculous stroke of bad/good luck. I can only imagine Jade accompanying you to the infirmary and they tell you you’re pregnant, and you’re like “well, at least it’s just one baby.” Only for the nurse to say, “Actually…” and show you it’s twins LOL.

Either delulu darling is very excited because omg she’s having twins with Floyd, or she suspects they’re Jade’s after that time in the ocean and she’s having him lean down so she can strangle him. T_T knowing Jade, he’s enjoying every minute of this chaos. But also,,, he’s immensely proud and pleased to be able to boast about having twins with you. Mama and Papa Leech are in for a surprise when they learn of Jade’s not-girlfriend who is pregnant with twins… orz the messiest situationship you ever did see,,, ^^;;;

Those babies will be spoiled rotten and doted on so very much. They will be loved beyond measure. >w< and Floyd is excited to be an uncle, but Jade keeps him at tail’s length because if his kids start calling Floyd ‘papa’ he might actually lose his mind. T_T all of his hard work playing the most dangerous long game for it to fall apart when the babies recognize Floyd as their father. </3